The Republic of The free romanians is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Aurelian Rusu with a fair hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, rampant corporate plagiarism, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 5.538 billion Romanians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Environment, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bucharest. The average income tax rate is 68.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Romanian economy, worth 442 trillion Lei a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 79,888 Lei, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Companies struggle to cover for the hordes of employees on parental leave, children are raised bilingual from an early age, child adoption by homosexual couples has been outlawed, and bowling teams spend more time looking at their phones than the pins. Crime is totally unknown. The free romanians's national animal is the Aquila, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Holy Orthodoxy.

The free romanians is ranked 89,587^th in the world and 1,704^th in the South Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 16.25 flags saluted per person per day.